Score: 8

"Pretty good."

submission: Gummy War

date: September 5, 2009

It's a little bit on the easy side but it's still a fun game. I was having a few lag issues myself too. One thing I'd recommend in the future is to try having a boss like that octopus boss on every level because that was probably the most unique enemy.

And thanks for using my track. :)

Score: 7

"Funny"

submission: How To Look the Metals

date: June 11, 2009

I love all the comments when you choose the wrong piece of clothing. It's funny, but lacking.

Score: 7

"Pretty cool"

submission: Vittori Music Video

date: May 3, 2009

I like what you did to each of the musician's hands. The drummer with stick arms and the guitarist/bassist with pick hands. Very creative there. Though I have to admit that I was hoping for a more energetic song that had maybe more to it. Either way this is good. I enjoyed and maybe you'll try this again some time?

Score: 6

"Seems pretty good.."

submission: 25 days

date: May 2, 2009

It seems like you've got a pretty good story going and the animation isn't too bad. However, there's a lack of sound. You have the engine of the car and one song. Maybe try to go for some voice actors or look for sounds of walking or explosions. Keep working on this though, there's a lot of open potential.

Score: 0

"Sick dude.. sick..."

submission: [RR] Tom and Wade

date: April 13, 2009

I don't know what I was expecting after the first 10 seconds of that video but that end was disgusting. Dude, if you're going to make people puke do it with something other then three old fagots.

Score: 1

"Add a button for dialogue.."

submission: Sonic Gx Ep 2 Preview

date: March 29, 2009

Right clicking and pressing play to get past the dialogue sucks major ass dude. Add a button. Then remove Chris *****Dike and work on developing the plot. K? K.

Score: 8

"Unique"

submission: ~WISP~

date: February 15, 2009

This game is unique to most on NG, however navigation in the game can be pretty challenging. I understand the concept of a maze and what not, but sometimes it's hard to see where another opening is. I do like the darkness that happens after the character begins to fade. I would encourage making another game similar to this, if not a sequal with more features.

Score: 6

"It was pretty good"

submission: Night of Magical B, EP 1

date: December 30, 2008

I recommend making the Frame Rate faster however so some of the scenes act more smoothly. The animation overall was nicely done. I didn't like how you used Waiting to Die as the main song throughout the movie though, it seemed to get old after awhile. i like the song, but it didn't flow witht he movie in general. I would suggest finding some more 'epic' or classical styled songs for this flash, maybe even neo-classical. Or something heavy. The use of more sounds would also add to watching it. Whatever sounds you used were being covered by the song, remember to mix them together so everything flows nicely. Good job on this episode, I'll try to follow the series.

Score: 0

"Sad, real sad..."

submission: Silly America

date: December 27, 2008

That you are so fucking stupid to think this. You degrade a whole country, stereotype a nation, and place your own opinion in the right when it holds more wrong then a camel humping a grown man in the shower. You can say this really does piss me off, offers me some form of being offended, to declare our nation as slobs and stuck up pompous assholes. It's just so not true.

We've helped so many other nations it's not even funny. You don't begin to help with the ideas o grandeur. You can end with them, but you don't begin with them.

Don't stereotype the nation either. There are good people in the United States and to say that all of them are wasting money for possessions; for their desires not caring for the wants or needs of others. It's an absurd statement. Enjoy luxurious cars and mansions? Ha! That's why there are ghettos, people who struggle to pay their rents, people who struggle to get by, homeless. It's just not true and that's how you make it out to be. No. Fuck. Don't even get me started. Don't go out and say that those with those luxuries keep it to themselves because that's not true either, they give to charities which give to them. It's a struggle, but it's worth fighting for, of course you wouldn't understand that.

"And fuck your slut of of a wife."
That's a degrading statement to the women of America right there. It's like simile.

Hat is to head as American woman is to whore.

It doesn't work like that. You thereby say that about all of American wives, which is true. They love and care for their families, most of them. There are rotten apples, nothing to be denied, but I guarantee you it isn't the standing majority. When I think of the women I know, that's not even close to the first thing that collapses in my mind. That's one line too far to cross, and one more aplogy you have to give.

"Raise your children to bastardize human nature."
What in the fucking hell are you talking about there? I'm sorry, but no. From the beginning of society, humans have killed each other, fought for power and control. Blame this on America? That's just sad. In what way do American's bastardize human nature? We have a culture and we live it, just like every other country.

That's so wrong, it's so hard to explain. You're saying that the parents of America are failures, when it's not true. It's NOT. If anything, you've failed for this condemning of Americans. That picture, the worst of all. The spawns of Satan, Uncle Sam the Devil himself? I pity you. Such a radical view I couldn't sum it up with few enough words.

If you want to criticize America, then do it with facts, logic, and ACTUAL reason. Not based off of profanity and your own spite for this nation.

And for anyone who thinks this review is over the top and couldn't possibly follow this agreement:

"If you are giving this submission a low score, please offer constructive criticism that will be useful to the artist. The review space is not a place for you to act like a total asshole. If your review is found to be mean, offensive, or generally not helpful, you will be banned and your account may be terminated."

There is no helpful criticism beyond the last two sentences that I could give. There is no conjuration of myself being an asshole, only an offended Patriot who had decided to counter argue the proposed views. This review is granted to a video deserving of it, a degrading piece of garbage.